Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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