turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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