That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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