Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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