i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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