we're blogging at a bar
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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