i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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