i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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