Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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