were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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