I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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