Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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