I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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