Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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