why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
there's paper in my vomit.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
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Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature