I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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