All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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