i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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