remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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