okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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