Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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