Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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