And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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