It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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