come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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