Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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