what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
please don't ironically join a cult
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