There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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