GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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