I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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