It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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