what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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