now i know why i became what i already was.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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