somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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