Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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