Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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