if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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