Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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