Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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