I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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