He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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