I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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