making cat noises will not fix the situation.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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