If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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