He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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