google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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