i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
They took my balls.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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