She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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