i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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