Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn