sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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