he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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