You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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