Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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