when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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