Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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