yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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