let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
